The depths

"See, when I'm more likely to say 'That's profound' than 'That's deep.' I'm taking words from latin, via Spanish."

"But that's good! It makes you sound smarter. Besides, people don't say 'That's deep' and mean it seriously very often."

"Really?"

"Nope... what's 'profound' in Spanish? 'Profundo'?"

"Yup."

"Oh man, I could learn Spanish EASY."